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Midnight Ramblings

1. You’re less likely to get mugged in the Ahwatukee 7-11 parking lot late at night than to get run over by a couple of rich, spoiled Ahwatukee teenagers hyped up on energy drinks and cruising in vehicles I could only hope to afford someday.

2. I need to work on my slurpee making skills.

2 Responses to “Midnight Ramblings”

  1. Anonymous says:


    Since its halloween I will give you the trick to getting your o so dellious slurpee Treet. First allways put the lid on first (you dont get near as much if you put it on afterwards. Next do the whole thing in one motion (dont do little squirts at a time). Next DONT fill it up to the top, otherwise it goes everywhere, since as a chemical engineer you should know this, the substance expands when exposed to the change in temp.

    Finnaly Drink it slowly otherwise you are going to feel like your head is about to explode for about 15-30 seconds.

    For the cool people out there and the cool stores, add shots of vanilla to your coke slurpee for the most awesome treat!

    Follow these rules and you too can enjoy the Slurpee!

  2. admin says:

    Re: Trick

    LOL. Jacob, this is great. The funny thing is, I did all of these things! I didn’t use the lid at first, then saw someone else using one so went and got it. Then, I did it in jerky spurts…and since I slightly moved the cup, it ended up hitting the cap and SPRAYING EVERYWHERE!!! So I got napkins and cleaned up the bright red cherry mess as best I could. I should have gotten a new cup and started over, but I felt bad about wasting cups. I did top it off the cherry slurpee with a little Mountain Dew goodness! So that was good. I stole that idea from one of the teeny boppers.

    Yeah, I also need to learn how to drink them too, apparently. I now have bright red cherry stains up and down my white tank top.

    I don’t think I’ll be drinking slurpees again anytime soon.

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