Dear Albertsons,
Why did you have to go away? I miss having you as my neighbor. I miss being able to run and pick up an ingredient I need in less than 5 minutes. I miss being able to satisfy my chocolate cravings at nearly midnight. I miss your everyday low prices, and I miss your friendly cashiers. Most of all, I miss being able to use as many coupons as I want on any item. You spoiled me with my garageful of free toilet paper and cabinets of salsa. I’m mad that I now have to drive all the way to Ray & McClintock to take advantage of any good deals you have. And sadly, no one else carries my favorite flavor of Barilla pasta sauce (green & black olive).
You are dearly missed, my beloved Albertsons.
Your Loyal Customer,
Heather
I think you actually have to buy something to be considered a customer
Um, ya, where do you suppose I buy all my non coupon groceries? Not Albertsons anymore
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You buy non coupon groceries
Re: ?
Yes, probably ALOT more than you do
I would venture to guess that I spend a ton more on groceries than the average bachelor, considering I cook mostly at home and don’t eat out all the time 