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I miss you Albertsons.

Dear Albertsons,

Why did you have to go away? I miss having you as my neighbor. I miss being able to run and pick up an ingredient I need in less than 5 minutes. I miss being able to satisfy my chocolate cravings at nearly midnight.  I miss your everyday low prices, and I miss your friendly cashiers. Most of all, I miss being able to use as many coupons as I want on any item. You spoiled me with my garageful of free toilet paper and cabinets of salsa. I’m mad that I now have to drive all the way to Ray & McClintock to take advantage of any good deals you have. And sadly, no one else carries my favorite flavor of Barilla pasta sauce (green & black olive).

You are dearly missed, my beloved Albertsons.

Your Loyal Customer,
Heather

4 Responses to “I miss you Albertsons.”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I think you actually have to buy something to be considered a customer :)

  2. admin says:

    Um, ya, where do you suppose I buy all my non coupon groceries? Not Albertsons anymore :(

  3. Anonymous says:

    ?

    You buy non coupon groceries :)

  4. admin says:

    Re: ?

    Yes, probably ALOT more than you do ;) I would venture to guess that I spend a ton more on groceries than the average bachelor, considering I cook mostly at home and don’t eat out all the time :P

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