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Butt paste

I had never paid attention to the little ads that pop up on the side of your screen when you’re checking gmail, until yesterday…as I was closing the window, “Beadreaux’s Butt Paste” caught my eye. How could it not?!?! I mean, butt paste? That’s some marketing ploy. It sure grabs the attention better than “Beadreaux’s Hemorrhoidal Cream” or “Beadreaux’s Bum Ointment”. Apparently it works fabulously on diaper rash. In case you were curious.

Now, someone pointed out that the Google ads are computer generated, based on the content of your email. So this may lead you to wonder why I would have butt paste ads directed towards me. Sure, I have IBS, but that doesn’t mean my butt hurts. Lol. At first, I thought the root cause to be my livejournal post from yesterday — perhaps my use of “turkey butt” made Google think I’d be interested in butt paste. But then I checked my email, and that particular comment was not responded to, so it didn’t show up in my inbox. Then I figured out that I did mention a “horrible rash” in my original post…so gmail obviously mistook that rash to be on my bum. Or something like that.

3 Responses to “Butt paste”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Boudreaux

    Sorry but since this product is made in Louisiana, by proud Louisianians, I had to inform you that Boudreaux’s is misspelled ;) Actually, most jokes in Louisiana have something to do with the tales of Boudreaux and Thibodeaux…

    And yes, Boudreaux’s Butt Paste is a proud sponsor of LSU Athletics :)

  2. admin says:

    Re: Boudreaux

    Hey Tiger!

    That makes total sense…Boudreaux sounds very Louisianian :) But who is Thibodeaux? And how long have you been anonymously reading my lj? hehe….glad to hear from you!

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